" hair gel "

 [ "hair gel" ]

1: a gel made of fat that makes your hair stick up or stay in one place

  * e.g.,  ... some people wear just too much hair gel 

 [ "Hair Gel" ]

1: Semen that is being used to style hair

  * e.g.,  ... In the movie "There's Something About Mary", Cameron Diaz's character Mary asks Ben Stiller's character Ted "Is that... is that hair gel? " and proceeds to wipe fresh cum off his left ear to style her hair with, without waiting for his answer. 

 [ "Hair Gel" ]

1: Describing a particular type/group of douchebags, particularly the ones residing in/around Washington DC. Not the same as a guido, although they use similar amounts of hair gel.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo bro, let's get out of here, too much hair gel in this room. I had to get off the Metro this morning because I was suffocated by all the hair gel on their way to the office. 

 [ "Hair Gel" ]

1: Euphemism for marijuana. Perfect for using when talking to people in mixed company or leaving messages on answering machines about marijuana. Doesn't sound obvious like "Chocolate" or "Christmas tree lights"

  * e.g.,  ...  Hey we are all pitching in together to buy some hair gel, and if you don't give us any cash, we won't let you use any. 

 [ "Hair Gel" ]

2: Your marijuana dealer can be called your "Stylist"

  * e.g.,  ...  I've got some desginer hair gel, but I don't have a comb. Can we come over and style our hair with yours? 

 [ "Hair Gel" ]

3: The act of smoking marijuana can be called "Doing your hair"

 [ "Hair Gel" ]

4: The piece you smoke your marijuana out of can be called your comb (pipe) or brush (bong)

 [ "Hair Gel" ]

1: Means pot, marijuana, mary jane, dope etc... But can be said around adults and little kids, with your friends still knowing what you are talking about.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, are we gonna do some hair gel tonight?" 

 [ "Mexican Hair Gel" ]

1: When multiple Mexicans cum in a persons hair, the hair is then styled and eventually dried to maintain its position.

  * e.g.,  ... Brice: "Hey, Alexei, where did you get that rockin' hairdo?" 

 [ "Mexican Hair Gel" ]

1: When a man masturbates into a toilet, and gives someone a swirly

  * e.g.,  ... dude after i gave her that mexican hair gel, she combed her hair with it! 

 [ "Canadian Hair Gel" ]

1: When you bust a nut in a girls hair and it hardens overnight

  * e.g.,  ... that girl I brought home from the bars last night woke up this morning with canadian hair gel 

 [ "sams hair gel" ]

1: Any brown kid that gels his hair everyday to look like a guido. Often the gel gets to this persons head, making his vocabulary and grammar incorrect/limited/ made up.

  * e.g.,  ... Holy crap look at that sams hair gel. 

 [ "homeless hair gel" ]

1: When you cum in your hand and put it it your hair.

  * e.g.,  ... I ran out of hairspray this morning, so I used some homeless hair gel.